Get angry

Patient:Doctor,you must help me.I'm under such a lot of stress.I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor:Tell me about your problem.

Patient:Ijust did,stupid!

Very stupid robbers

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"