3.16.2009

3 Sick Soldiers

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes back to one private and asked, "What is your problem, Sol dier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you marketing,"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir! "
" What is your ambition? "
" To return to the front lines, Sir! "
" Goodman! "said the Major. He goes to the next bed." What is your problem, Sol dier, "
" Chronic piles, Sir! "
" What treatment are you marketing, "
" Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Mr "
" What 's your ambition? "" To return to the front lines, Sir! "
" Goodman! "said the Major. He goes to the next bed." What is your problem, Sol dier? "

"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you marketing,"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day , Sir! "
" What 's your ambition? "
" To go to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two, Sir! "

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