3.15.2009

Do you Want to know the woman's 32 secret?(1)

1.Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

2.Women especially love a bargain.

3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.

7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

8.Women can't keep secrets.

9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

10.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.

11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

12.Women think all beer is the same.

13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

14.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 out fits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

16.Women brush their hair before bed.

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