3.15.2009

Do you Want to know the woman's 32 secret?(2)

17.Women are paid less than men,except for one field:Modeling.

18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.

19.Women do not know anything about cars,even if they drive car themselves.

20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.

21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girl friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,"How do I look?"

25."Oh,nothing,"has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

26.All women will say that they are over weight, but don't agree with them about it.

27.Only women understand the need for "guest towels" and the "good china".

28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.

29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

30.Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guydespiteclaims to the contrary.

31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch menc hecking out other women.

32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

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2 comments:

  1. No todas las cosas que dices de las mujeres son ciertas. ;-)
    Saludos
    Juani

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